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In the news today

Gran lets the shotgun do the talking
She’s tired of the thugs attacking her farm
She’s not giving her hand, she’s giving her whole arm

Money a big problem in the ANC
Money makes the leadership turn
Clamp down and down and down, ANC controls finance town

Family in court on murder charges
Siblings rob and kill their brother
They’re not splitting it with dad, you can forget about mother

Pupils stone disruptive protestors
For once they actually want to learn
I’ll put a stone to your face, if that don’t work, you’ll burn

(All first lines are real headlines found on News24.com)